两女用胸互顶小说 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2012

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 己澎湃 2小时前 :

    别啥都带上东北俩字,你要是好电影就不说,破电影真给东北丢脸

  • 彬欣 2小时前 :

    为什么我看的gl都是be呢?明明比那些bl美上许多,虽然这个节奏缓慢,靠着美女也该高分,而且不是普通的gl,基本上都有映射一些现实…

  • 壬英光 3小时前 :

    (我出5w,能不能让梁姨在我家唱一宿?可以现搭棚子)

  • 宰茂德 2小时前 :

    就很立本人的风格

  • 冯子宁 3小时前 :

    两星分别给美波和雪乃,真的不能再多了,披着看似百合的外皮,其实主线还是在写海啸后带给人们的创伤(看完中间对每个受难者家属的采访和片尾就知道了),堇其实只是想让真奈自我坚强成长,并没有什么百合实锤,真的要写百合线的话,多拍10分钟就有了:小酒馆喝完酒——在车站堇说出了小猫钱包的事——末班车错过——和真奈回家——再参考《你永远比那些家伙年轻》里面奈绪和由衣的桥段——第二天告别去海边——再结尾和老婆婆的对话,这样整部影片就更丰满了

  • 习信鸥 4小时前 :

    其实挺好的,除了有点煽情过度,最后的彩蛋也挺好玩的。

  • 单清婉 1小时前 :

    有些笑点,佳佳的片子还是有点自己的态度。只是演员们脸型全都越来越像乔杉了。佳佳的跟班叫刁彪的演员,长相太烦人了。两星半

  • 司沛槐 7小时前 :

    这个人设很适合美波。神秘感满满。结尾关于海的镜头很美很震撼。剧情上乏善可陈。但是我喜欢美女贴贴。

  • 昌嘉禾 9小时前 :

    就是那种内心荒芜到一点根都没有,堇从来都是这样。至于两个人,没有说出来但不代表互相不懂,那个人的出现已经是最好的恩赐,至少让那片荒芜有了温暖和光

  • 卫晓东 4小时前 :

  • 卫瑞方 4小时前 :

    就是想说点什么又什么都没说。。。。。

  • 奕恬然 8小时前 :

    简单用几个词总结:文艺、暗恋、克制、内敛、BE美学

  • 乌孙尔白 5小时前 :

    把电影拍的这么好确实也不容易。

  • 婧蓓 4小时前 :

    最后的动画很感人,没有展示与电影不符的场景,用了画的形式展现,是结束是开始。

  • 帛语蝶 1小时前 :

    整体还不错,看这个片名就知道不是啥正经电影了,尽管如此电影也没弄啥特土特懒的情节和梗,当一部正经电影看也未尝不可。前面有点殡葬西红柿首富的感觉,后期则有点不太合理的地方。总体还不错。

  • 咎静枫 7小时前 :

    逝去的人和尘封的回忆如同潮水一样,一波一波涌来。言语之外的那些小细节很值得玩味,只是节奏太太太慢了。

  • 妫弘文 0小时前 :

    人们不停在追寻的天堂,是不断失落中的天堂.找不到痛觉,这种试图蹂躏痛处的作品,反而会把它治愈,这是胆怯的行为.

  • 掌梓菱 5小时前 :

    比起烧烤之王的成功(成功吗?,崔老师有点飘啊,这部明显拼凑短视频合集的电影实在敷衍了啊铁子(最好笑的可能是二手玫瑰五万能唱一宿

  • 左丘丹翠 7小时前 :

    国内网大在飞速地进步着,院线在肉眼可见地倒退,或者说消亡着

  • 乐依薇 0小时前 :

    平静的光晕

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