一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1992

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 圣和泽 0小时前 :

    管不了那么多了必须满分,我资料没看就知道是女导演拍得,直接讽刺,爽利极了,看到嘤包被kill很舒服,想到一些男性观影者不爽不适的表情我更舒服了,更何况yeahyys的歌做片尾

  • 奈问寒 5小时前 :

    3.2/名叫新鲜 但事实上不够新鲜 色调很美 但中间太无聊了 就结尾部分开始精彩

  • 季山菡 5小时前 :

    弱。过早言明的关系,于是状态不再延伸,僵硬的后半段只能剥削猎奇以加深恐惧。真的很不喜欢这些过于直白的后metoo电影,就其表达而言,甚至不如《大红灯笼高高挂》瘆人

  • 左丘初珍 5小时前 :

    近几年的囚禁反杀的题材同质化太严重,难以“新鲜”。384实在太奶,加上恋爱脑,怎么能做好一个变态?!烹饪技术请向拔叔学习,而变态品质则向美国精神病人芭乐学习:专精,自律,优秀品德不可多得。(玩笑)

  • 强秀越 6小时前 :

    剧本就不吐槽了,这里面的人为什么一中枪就倒啊,这小手枪是什么大口径武器吗?

  • 廉友灵 3小时前 :

    这不就是现实题材“吃女人”嘛,我是边吃边看的。

  • 妍洲 7小时前 :

    发现一个bug,劫匪完全可以开别人的车呀!封闭场景很考验剧本的水平,难点是如何在有限的场景展开戏剧张力。总体来讲蛮好看的,引发一个思考,死这么多人,个人英雄主义这种处理方式值得与否值得商榷,似乎又陷入了列车道德困境

  • 慕容婷婷 8小时前 :

    比想象中好看太多。众生平等,享受特权的人会被爆头和铁锹拍死。

  • 俊枫 0小时前 :

    厨房和丛林大战很昆汀呀,一个没腿一个没胸一个没屁股的《金刚不坏》。一枪解决了男主你们会后悔,不留着享受刺身吗?

  • 彩帆 7小时前 :

    题材,颜值,朋友很棒。最多三星。这里面其他的男的确实挺差劲的,我要是女生也讨厌那些恶心的男的。感觉这部电影对男生有很大的恶意。女主算正常的,男主其实也不咋地,傲慢,不会聊天,尬聊,没主见,老套,和其他男的比起来就是帅点,当然也只是女主认为帅。女生其实也很吃男生的颜值,更愿意找一个帅的。女主的朋友真的棒。只要你骂男人,我们就是好朋友。男主老婆的腿让我细极思恐,这也太爱他了吧。想到了动物不就是这么被人切成肉丝吃掉

  • 寻和悦 0小时前 :

    实在是,毫无惊喜,所谓的反转应该是意想不到,而本片全在套路里,黑男与白女,还用想么。

  • 彦玉 7小时前 :

    感觉不够血腥暴力啊,女主得救要感谢闺蜜和杂志。比较失望

  • 彬雨 2小时前 :

    【2022-3-1】立意是好的但过于狗血喜欢不起来,多一星给亚裔女主。

  • 强亦绿 0小时前 :

    非常刻意的人物动机,非常愚蠢的剧情安排,过于明显的bug,不想这么说但你要觉得这片好看的话你看这么多年电影真的就看了个寂寞

  • 心茹 7小时前 :

    小成本片子里可以一看的,剧情很紧凑,很过瘾,全员演技在线。

  • 伍碧白 7小时前 :

    贪恋《普通人》女主的美色看的这部片子。片子还挺变态的,但整体虎头蛇尾而已。搞成了个大女主反杀爽片了。

  • 明夏青 7小时前 :

    我们的爱最新鲜,保留原味,浅尝一遍闭上眼情绪特别…真应该找梁咏琪给这部电影唱主题曲。

  • 卫运峰 3小时前 :

    看似处处老套路,却又能带来不少新惊喜,相信女性观众从开头的相亲一幕就能品出主创真正要表达的是什么。至于“食人”主题看似极端荒谬,但联想现实生活,男权社会对女性的剥削和宰割又能好到哪去?再加上本片中所有男性角色的“精彩塑造”,着实让人胆寒心颤

  • 亓官泰和 0小时前 :

    3⃣不要轻易透露自己的社会关系薄弱,没家人爱没朋友理

  • 康澄 9小时前 :

    男主有点....太人性了,他不像是会那么那么人性的人,转折点没那么戏剧化就好了

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