Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
之所以大家不再齐聚荧屏是为了将最美好的大家留给观众吧。lisa和matt之外的大家脸都好奇怪… 😂
菲比：「不会，不会拍电影或续集什么的」
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6/10，这个分数是认真的吗，回顾的老片段都很好看，这个东西本身纯属不及格。
（非常粉丝向 这部的评分只能是0或五星...）哦亲爱的菲比谢谢你 很开心你过得开心 | 原来Mon & Chan 的故事是因为观众的反应然后顺着写下去的 Thank god那是我可以想象的Soul Mate的最佳诠释 | 一片美音当中小贝的英音乱入hhhhh （是的中国观众就是看Friends学的英语 | 不用拍续集 六个人一定在平行时空里过着各自的日子 这样就很好
都忘光了所以没啥共情，也没啥干货其实。把宋飞当yyds的我酸了——那四位就没可能来这么一出
Best 10 years of my Life.当这六个人坐在一起的时候，满满都是情怀。
美剧老友记特辑，请来几位演员重聚首、话当年。依稀熟悉的身影，依稀熟悉的声音，岁月神偷却把他们的青春偷走了。再看他们好像见到了失联了多年的朋友， 好想问问：这些年你们去哪儿了。几位老友，乔伊的变化最大，时隔多年，当年戏中的健美浪子，已然变成了个一头银发、憨态可掬胖大叔。徐徐走进片场，着实令人唏嘘。
Where's the tissue box
一边看一边嘴角上扬，最后又哭到眼妆都花了，人生中不可替代的一部电视剧和一段美好的情感回忆。
告别总是百感交集。以为会看到六人组二十年后人生继续，结果是集真人秀。也好，Joey挺着个大肚子走进棚里憨笑的时候，He’s the Joey.
重聚访问明显感觉到钱钱不在状态上……怎么说呢，特辑感觉很水，有些地方又太过刻意，为了情怀不打分了
想重温了，而且他们还在其中，只要一按钮就又开始了我的青春
小新这几年的剧场版，又渐渐回温到了那个可以让大人们也深深地产生感悟的层次。不仅是单纯的「反精英」理念，即利益至上、不择手段榨取资源的社会群体，而是对于「精英」的概念又进入了深入挖掘。善良的人，是待人领域的精英；坚强的人，是内心掌控的精英；热爱生活的人是精英，爱好众多的人是精英，会做菜、会运动、爱唱歌的人，都可以称之为精英。同时又不是只讲大道理，还有很多小新系列独有的B级搞笑、无厘头和人情味儿，可以说是非常不错的一部。
看得我又哭又笑，真是感谢当年现场观众的反应，造就了Monica和Chandler这对最棒的荧幕情侣！！！
最大的亲切感来自于，就算是好莱坞大明星，也和任何一个十周年同学会一样，女同学们没怎么变，男同学都胖成啥了。。
我以为我没有多喜欢这部剧的，直到我看到重聚特辑的时候整场热泪盈眶……
不是粉丝，看完这部就明白了蜡笔小新为什么能长盛不衰，每部剧场版都评分不俗。去他妈的精英，快乐更重要。
一切总有开始，也总有结束
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