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9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2012

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 高茂德 4小时前 :

    哎!半睡半醒的看完的!百度了才知道原来男主是神奇女侠男友诶😩!

  • 淦秀妮 6小时前 :

    我觉得还不错,人物刻画到情节,也讽刺了美国政治!

  • 邴绮琴 9小时前 :

    看多了奈飞那种快节奏但流水线的作品,这种娓娓道来甚至有些慢的“动作片”反而还不错,虽然“废戏”真的很多,比如儿子学游泳那里。再就是结局潦草,算是有些失望。

  • 陶鸿祯 1小时前 :

    拖沓。漏洞百出。

  • 青香蝶 1小时前 :

    一般般吧,讲了一个有良知的退伍军人的故事。

  • 栀倩 3小时前 :

    就不能先把金子用土盖上然后俩人一起去找挖掘机么?

  • 黄希慕 2小时前 :

    预警3:人为财死,干事情还是得找靠谱队友。

  • 柏云 8小时前 :

    比较同意把这个长片缩短,叙事更高效一点,现在成片节奏拖得太慢啦,不过极简+末世废土的影像风格深得我心,让男主被大自然淘汰这招真阴呐…

  • 腾阳 4小时前 :

    剧情简单

  • 皇锐泽 2小时前 :

    啥子都不行,完全一团糟,可能这就是普通人的人生吧

  • 松逸雅 5小时前 :

    还不错,几个人讲了一个人性小故事,化妆效果不错

  • 雯梦 8小时前 :

    整体设定依旧是蛮套式的,但克里斯派恩演的不流俗,私人情感表现有点谍影重重2的意思。

  • 诸忆秋 1小时前 :

    开头司机用石头砸死了垂死挣扎即将被另一条鬣狗咬死的伤狗,就暗示此人非善类。最后蠢汉被鬣狗咬死了,司机被人射箭杀死了,故事告诉我们:我族土地上的黄金怎么能让外人随随便便拿走,要想掘金走,留下两人头!

  • 羊湘云 3小时前 :

    6.7_掘金 Gold (2021) 澳大利亚

  • 震栋 3小时前 :

    铺垫太长,看完还是云里雾里。全员大情种,为了自己的家庭破坏别人的家庭——这不会就叫男人的担当吧?xs

  • 裕仕 4小时前 :

    剧情中规中矩,无惊无喜,结尾无反转无意外。

  • 苗海之 3小时前 :

    你当国家是信仰,国家当你是条狗。

  • 酒白秋 0小时前 :

    也算是美扎略显演技的片子了,长得太帅就只能走小李子的毁容路线。贪婪也许是人性丑恶之最吧!

  • 瞿访儿 7小时前 :

    前面悬疑很重,到中间偏后就拉胯了,故事简直就是一条直线那么直。做得比较好的就是用枪动作,团队CQB clear,还有武器也是考量过的,不是渣渣配置

  • 祁殿宇 9小时前 :

    基本是荒野求生的独角戏。

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